NEWER & NEWEST AGE
FREE BIONIC SEXUAL ID
RELENTLESS & DRAMATIC
CPU NEXT PHASE SPECIES

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gender-specific
species-neutral
sexuality-focused
being-introduced
identity-evolved

2

TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO THINK
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO COMMUNICATE
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO EXPRESS YOURSELF
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO LOVE
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO CARE ABOUT ADVERTISERS PLAYING HUMANS LIKE CHESS PIECES
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO REALIZE PRIVACY IS DEAD
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO LOOK BEYOND YOURSELF AND YOUR LUXURIOUS PROBLEMS
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO REALIZE NOTHING IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS NOTHING
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO GIVE A SHIT
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO LIVE
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO DIE
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE BEFORE CLICKING “AGREE”
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO CLEAR YOUR MIND
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO CRY
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO HIDE
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO ESCAPE
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO GROW
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO FUCK
TOO DRUNK AND HIGH TO REALIZE EVERYTHING’S GOING TO BE OK

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CELEBRITY REFERENCE
RAP CULTURE REFERENCE
DRUG REFERENCE
PRODUCT/BRAND REFERENCE
VIOLENT BEHAVIOR REFERENCE
BIBLICAL REFERENCE

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2 QUEER 2 LIVE
2 QUEER 2 DIE
2 QUEER 2 FUNCTION
2 QUEER 2 BELIEVE
2 QUEER 2 B SAD ALL THE TIME
2 QUEER 2 ENTERTAIN U
2 QUEER 2 B BI STR8 OR MARRIED
2 QUEER 2 STARE AT U AT THE CLUB
2 QUEER 2 CRY OVER LITTLE THINGS
2 QUEER 2 H8 THINGS I DONT UNDERSTAND
2 QUEER 2 B SOMEONE ELSE
2 QUEER 2 CARE

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The First Openly Gay Drone Attack
The First Openly Gay 4D Printed Reality Simulation
The First Openly Gay Energy Drink
The First Openly Gay Drug Overdose 
The First Openly Gay WiFi Password

502

OMG your new baby is so cute!!
How many followers does she have?

3

look into my eyes
to see the future you will never achieve
if you don’t look into your own eyes

3

Jesus b2b Satan
God x Allah
Life b/w Death

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there is no 1 left 2 blame
right 2 left we r 1 (or r we?)
2gether we fight (or d0 we?)
unkn0wn enemies
forever battling in gl0 mines 4 wut
kill 4 accurate lyfe simulation
die 4 h8

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